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A horribly handsome Hallowe’en hunk

Get yourself a toy boy ….. with no strings attached!

The twin-tailed, tide-taming trumpeter

Act the fool and fall for this fool

This regal redhead will rule your heart!

Made with yarn and glitter too,
She’ll make your every wish come true!

“Grandma, what a lot of yarn you have!”
“All the better to knit you with, my dear!!!”

Knit yourself a man of myth-tery!

Into infin-knitty, and beyond!